ImpureKing44 wrote:Youd be amazed to see what happened if I tried..but I only use my ninja skills when necessary....
you mean when your master allows you to use your Ninja skills you Spartan trader lol.
Well I am Karma, Im the loyalist person you ever could met unless you cross me then Im your worst nightmare, those that know me already know this is fact. Again I am a real Ninja athough ninja are most commonly thought of as being Japanese, it is a little known but true fact that over half of all ninja are from the southwest Detroit area. We know most about ninja from the autobiography of Sebastian Taylor, which appeared on the shelves of every library in the Australian city of Adelaide spontaneously in 1972, then proceeding to perform martial arts performances. The books soon joined the Cirque Du Soleil, but left the troop after several mysterious and spontaneous deaths in the audience. The books were never officially charged.
Ninja are also known for their 'leet skills, their knowledge of quilting history, their total disrespect for authority, their ability to fly, their ability to totally FLIP OUT and cut off people's heads, and the ability to retract their testicles for defensive purposes, even when they aren't cold, all displayed and explained in their book "1337 ways to annihilate pirates". However, ninja are not animals (although they may transform into one if they're feeling particularly badass), in that they do provide receipts for assassinations. Of course, due to their temporal skills sometimes they may give the receipt before the assassination; so if you ever find a small black piece of paper in your pocket, then duck!
Considered an extreme threat, ninja have a small, yet awesome, population.
Remember: Real ninja can not be seen. Only pirates, while drunk on rum, can see them. If you can see your killer then obviously he is a masked Assassin, not a ninja. Either that, or you're a rum-intoxicated pirate.
and other then that I play video games and raise my 2 kids
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If you hear a ninja make noise, do not assume that they were sneaking and accidentally did so. You will NEVER hear a ninja accidentally make a noise. Not even a fart. If you are hearing a noise, you may nonetheless stand a chance of surviving. Ninji, like bears, will only threaten you in self defence, or if they're really pissed off. If you HAVE really pissed off a ninja (in which case there's no hope), then either A) you are a Samurai and already know this or B) you are a pirate and have stolen this computer. Please return this computer to its original owner.
Common ninja noises:
* Kua-chaaiii -- You're f***ed.
* Hiii-waaaaaaa -- You're f***ed.
* D'wooooOOOO -- This ninja has to take a dump, bad, and you have been generally allotted two seconds to get away from between him and the bathroom. Or else you're f***ed.
* Wa-zatiii! -- EITHER It's okay, he's only going to kill you family OR You're f***ed.
* Yee-HAH -- This ninja will horribly mutilate you, but not kill you.
* Haaaaaaaah -- This ninja just wet his pants. Act like you didn't notice, or you're f***ed.
* Huahhh? --Tell him quick how to get to
* Believe It! --This is not a Ninja, this is a dumbass blondie trying to be a Ninja.
* Dattebayo --This is also not a Ninja, this is a noob in an orange jumpsuit trying to be a ninja. (Will occur only in Japan.)
Amsterdam- or you're f***ed.
* ARGH! -- That is a pirate, not a ninja.
* Here's your pizza, dude. - Answer the door and pay for your pizza. Unless you were just ABOUT to order, in which case it is obviously a temporal ninja. The correct course of action here is to pay a double tip for the pizza (or else you're f***ed).
* Ho ho ho! - This ninja (disguised as Santa Claus) will be coming in your house, go down the chimney and deliver your presents in 10 seconds. Stay asleep, act like nothing happened and don't creep downstairs to spy on him (you can creep downstairs ONLY to leave cookies on the kitchen table) or you're f***ed (which means he'll throw hot deadly coals at you).
* Cowabunga -- This ninja will choke you to death with pizza and nostalgic Saturday morning cartoons.
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) anyway i love to game on all console but i have to say the 360 is my first choice because off the online and games, im in a relationship, have been for nearly 2 years now and i tend to get smashed every now and again (dont worry i wont torment you when im drunk... i dont think...)
lol.
